Financial analysis of simon sez 1999 including budget, domestic and international box office gross, dvd and bluray sales reports, total earnings and profitability. If you are an imdb user, you certainly are a movie lover. Watch simon sez movie trailers, exclusive videos, interviews from the cast, movie clips and more at. Dennis rodman is an agent hired by a detective cook to find a tycoons daughter cigliutti kidnapped by arms d. Western starring jack nicholson, free full movie, english youtube. Simon and xinxin fight with the latter trying to hit the former with something resembling a. Tcm messageboards post your comments here add your comment share.
Movie theaters have endured world wars, depressions and recessions, and the advent of everything from television to streaming. Find movie and film cast and crew information for simon sez 1999 kevin elders on allmovie allmovie. You know when you put this bad boy in the dvd player that it isnt going to be good, so lets just get it out of the way and confirm that, yes, its a terrible movie. If you like simon sez you are looking for humorous, suspenseful and semi serious movies about with martial arts, adventure, espionage, interpol, danger, race against time and kidnapping themes of action and comedy genre shot in germany or belgium. A tattooed interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. One of them is that i watched it on new years eve 1999, just before y2k. Simon sez is a piece of absurdist action insanity starring basketball legend dennis i have piercings. A tattooed interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a. And yes, it was just as fucking miserable as you would imagine. It is a comedy thats not funny so its already doomed. An interpol agent receives help from two monks, who are computer experts, to help him find a kidnapped girl. Simon sez on dvd 043396043855 from sony pictures home entertainment. Interpol agent simon rodman is working a case against a vicious.
Rent simon sez 1999 starring dennis rodman and dane cook on dvd and bluray. Simon sez is a 1999 spy actioncomedy film starring dennis rodman, dane cook, and john pinette. Simon sez dvd, 1999, closed caption for sale online ebay. Overview of simon sez, 1999, directed by kevin elders, with dennis rodman, dane cook, natalia cigliuti, at turner classic movies.
Dennis rodman and dane cook in a movie that had slicker production values than i expected. Similar situation to the clone wars movie, i found no reason to hate simon sez, even though its kind of terrible. Former basketball star dennis rodman stars in this actionandespionage thriller as simon, an interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. Simon sez 1999 video detective movie trailers, game. In order to track down the kidnappers, simon seeks the assistance of a pair of monks john pinette and ricky harris who are experts in computer.
Simon sez 1999 interpol agent simon dennis rodman is gathering information about the weapons trade on the french riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. The only problem is that the people making the movie only have some vague idea of what comedy actually is. Here is the opening to dick 1999 vhs and here are the order. Emma sjoberg naked, emma sjoberg topless, emma sjoberg nipslip starring movie.
Another thug shoots at simon with a machine gun through a window. Youd think that on the night of the biggest party in history, id have something better to do than watch a crappy shouldhavebeenstraighttovideo film starring one of my. Staring dennis rodman, dane cook, flip nikolutch and john pinette. Find movie and film cast and crew information for simon sez 1999 kevin elders on allmovie. The film was directed by kevin alyn elders, and the score was composed by brian tyler. If youre a fan of lowbudget action movies such as the works of jeanclaude van damme and dolph lundgren, this may be just the film for you. I guess most of the jokes didnt annoy me but not one got a laugh out of me.
Basketball superstar dennis rodman stars as a hip interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer. Yes, virginia, dennis rodman and dane cook really did star in a movie together, 1999s simon sez. Simon then grabs a thug and throws him from the ledge to the ground below all while ashton is preparing his laser to destroy the eiffel tower. The humor as you may expect from a movie from 1999 that stars dane cook and john pinette, this is an action comedy film that really triples and quadruples down on action comedy. Simon sez 1999 nude scenes movies such as the works of jeanclaude van damme and dolph lundgren, this may be just the film for you. The film was directed by kevin alyn elders, and the score. One of the most awful movies if you could even call it a movie this year. Therefore, one of the worst things that might happen to you is to watch a bad movie. Download simon sez 1999 in hindi full movie yomovies. Main cast dane cook, neil patrick harris released by independent artists. Simon sez 1999 kevin elders cast and crew allmovie. With dennis rodman, dane cook, john pinette, ricky harris.
Simon sez the 1999 movie, trailers, videos and more at yidio. Former basketball star dennis rodman stars in this actionandespionage thriller as simon, an interpol agent called into action when the. Released 1999, simon sez stars dennis rodman, dane cook, natalia cigliuti, filip nikolic the pg movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 22 min, and received a score of 16 out of 100 on metacritic. Simon sez is a piece of absurdist action insanity starring basketball legend dennis i have piercings everywhere rodman as simon, a former cia agent now working for interpol. Interpol agent simon rodman is working a case against a vicious arms dealer when he runs into nick dane. Nba superstar dennis rodman is packing heat and looking cool as he takes on the bad guys in this sexy, actionpacked adventure, set against the backdrop of the beautiful french riviera. Download simon sez 1999 in hindi full movie yomovies,download simon sez 1999 in hindi full movie yomovies.
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